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Bananaplanet

The Banana Planet as seen in Banana Planet

The Banana Planet is a gigantic banana floating in space. After receiving an S.O.S. from the planet, the Aqua Teens visit it and find a race of ignorant, purple monkeys who immediately begin flinging bright green feces and semen at them. They then 'trap' them in the bananasium and explain to them that if the dome, a giant statue depicting a monkeys ass, excretes two turds, they will be put to death; if, however, one turd emerges, they will be made kings of the planet, a title that the current king is trying to hock on them due to the food shortage.

Despite literally living on a giant banana, the monkeys never attempt to eat any of it. They also think that planting a ham will result in a ham tree.

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