| “Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife” | |
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| Artist | Mastodon |
| Album Title | Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters Colon the Soundtrack |
| Genre | Progressive Metal |
| Year | 2007 |
| Track Number | 3 |
| Duration | 1:50 |
Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife was the song Mastodon performed for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters. In the film, the song is preceded by Groovy Time for a Movie Time. The band is portrayed by snacks that moviegoers can purchase from the Snack Bar. The song is a departure from the typical Mastodon song as drummer Brann Dailor provides "King Diamond" vocals and guitarist Brent Hinds presents a different vocal approach from previous Mastodon releases. The song's lyrics was written by Aqua Teen creator Dave Willis. In the movie, the band members are animated as a pretzel (guitarist), an icecaps candy box (bass guitarist), a container of nachos (drummer), and a green gumdrop as the vocalist.
Lyrics[]
- DON'T TALK, WATCH!
- DON'T TALK, WATCH!
- YOU CAME HERE, WATCH IT!
- DON'T LIKE IT? WALK OUT!
- WE STILL HAVE ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY!
- Do not nudge, kick, or jiggle the seat in front of you!
- I am sitting there, I am everywhere at once,
- and I will cut you up!
- If you make out here, I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a...
- ...linoleum knife!
- Do not explain the plot!
- If you don't understand, then you should not be here!
- Your money is now our money, and we will...
- ...spend it on drugs!
- Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly!
- Be considerate to others, or I will bite your torso and give you a disease!
- Did you bring your baby?
- Babies don't watch this!
- Take the seed outside,
- Leave it in the streets!
- Run over it after the show!
- If I see you videotaping this movie,
- Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
- and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes!
- Arrrrgh!
- This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner
- If I find you've sold it on Ebay, I will break into your house and tear your wife in half!
Original Lyrics[]
This is the original lyrics for the song, originally going to be used.
- DON'T TALK, WATCH!
- DON'T TALK, WATCH!
- YOU CAME HERE, WATCH IT!
- DON'T LIKE IT? WALK OUT!
- WE STILL HAVE ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY!
- Save your conversation about all the beer you drank for after the movie
- If I hear one peep about beer, I will personally put your cellphone on vibrate and shove it in the dark chamber of your ass!
- And I will rip tissue while doing it!
- If you must piss or shit, please do it quietly in the bathroom!
- Don't do it in the seat where I will eat it! You filthy shit!
- Do not nudge, kick, or jiggle the seat in front of you!
- I am sitting there, I am everywhere at once and I will cut you up!
- If you make out here, I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a...
- ...linoleum knife!
- Do not explain the plot!
- If you don't understand, than you should not be here!
- Your money is now our money and we will...
- ...spend it on drugs!
- Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly!
- Be considerate to others, or I will bite your torso and give you a disease!
- Did you bring your baby?
- Babies don't watch this!
- Take the seed outside,
- Leave it in the streets!
- Run over it after the show!
- If I see you videotaping this movie,
- Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
- and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes!
- Arrrrgh!
- This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner
- If I find you've sold it on Ebay, I will break into your house and tear your wife in half!