The French-speaking shellfish are characters that appear in the episode, "The Last One Forever and Ever (For Real This Time) (We Fucking Mean It)." The creatures have a hard outer shell, containing a tongue inside. Most are different colors, ranging from green and purple to blue. They guard and protect the Mother Clam from incoming intruders and will speak French as they attack. They are known to be very vicious when they strike you, due to them mauling Master Shake and eating his flesh, leaving nothing but his skeleton.
- These are the last new villains in the series.