Jesus Ezekial Jesus is a living child-like milkshake like Master Shake.
History
Ezekial first appeared at Carl's house asking him if he was his daddy; however, Carl sent him next door to the Aqua Teens after noticing his resemblance to Shake. But as soon as Master Shake saw him, he quickly shot down the lost "infant". When Ezekial visits the Aqua Teens a second time, Frylock showed him kindness by letting him stay; he encourages Shake to be nicer to Ezekial by making them play sports and having them spend quality time together. Both attempts fail, however, and Shake quickly disowns him after realizing Ezekial doesn't have any skills. But later, Ezekial engages Chess Dragon in a game of chess; after quickly defeating Chess Dragon, it goes into a rage and runs out while spewing flames. Shake then realizes that his son truly does have a talent and quickly accepts him, but Frylock soon tells him that Ezekial is in no way related to him; in actuality, Ezekial is 4000 years old. Chess Dragon reappears, crashing through the roof, and flies off with Ezekial in hand. He is never seen again after this, and Frylock implies that the Chess Dragon kills Ezekial.
Trivia
- In Dummy Love, a frame of him playing tennis with Shake is seen. It was removed from the shelf for the dummy, but is seen again around the time the "Kill" and "Die" dummies are life-like.
Fan Theories
It's possible that Ezekial is in fact either the father or ancestor of Shake.
Ezekial may have gone through a time rift to the Aqua Teens time, but the reason he called Shake "Daddy" (despite being 4000 years old) is left unsolved.