The Broodwich

The Broodwich is a cursed sandwich from Hell that Master Shake discovered in the episode of the same name.

Description

The Broodwich is a thick submarine sandwich on a red baguette with small devil horns on one end. According the voice, the ingredients consist of:

• Bread forged in darkness from wheat harvested from Hell's Half-Acre and baked by Beelzebub.
• Mayonnaise made from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman.
• Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow.
• 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.
• Dijon mustard.
• Lettuce.
• Sun-dried tomatoes.

Shake considers it the "best damn sandwich he's ever eaten", though he does complain of the lack of bacon. The Voice explains that there are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil and lettuce.

The Broodwrap is a variation of the Broodwich, but it has vegetarian fillings with a red tortilla and it has an aluminum foil wrapping on the back. Much like the Broodwich, it has devil horns on one end. According to the Voice, it was once six solid feet of meat sheets, but the ingredients now consist of:

• Tofu cream in the bean genes of the underworld
• Sliced beets, nourished in the soil enriched from the decomposing corpses of fondlers and fornicators and pickled in the urine of a thousand incontinent calico cats.
• Savory tzatziki sauce, the ejaculate of a thousand orangutans masturbating to a mirrored monolith from space.
• Hummus made from squeezing the demonic pus of the infected backs of deadites.
• Rolled in a tortilla from the peeled skin of a rabid jackal.
• Chipotle Chiggers, for that extra south of the border kick.
• Jackfruit, which tastes like sh*t, even to hippies who pretend to love it.
• Lettuce.
• No sun-dried tomatoes, a lesson had been learned.

History

It first appears in "Broodwich", after Frylock tricks Shake into digging holes for planting azalea bushes by convincing him that there's buried treasure in the front yard, Shake ends up falling into a cave full of bones, along with the Broodwich. The Voice beckons Shake to taste it, which he does without hesitation and ends up getting teleported to the Broodwich Dimension in a puff of flames.

The Broodwich Dimension is a largely featureless plane of striped purple hills, where Shake is drawn in a sharper, more stylized version of himself. He meets Jerry, who ends up chasing him with a giant axe before Shake spontaneously teleports back to his own house. After that, every time he takes a bite from the Broodwich, he teleports back to the Broodwich Dimension, and if Shake consumes the whole thing, he'll be stuck there permanently.

Shake does eventually end up consuming the entire sandwich, but to The Voice's great frustration, Shake picked off the sun-dried tomatoes because they were "disgusting." The Voice tells him that he passed the "secret test of character," and offers to marry him off to a skeleton bride. When Shake refuses to marry her, the Voice gives him the real reward, "free brain surgery." Shake eagerly agrees to the surgery, resulting in him getting lobotomized and eating the tomatoes without resistance. He ends up back at the Broodwich Dimension and Jerry cuts him in half.

The Broodwich reappears in "The Last One," where it joins the Mooninite's group to get revenge on the Aqua Teens, The Voice successfully tricks Romulox into eating it's sun-dried tomatoes, to which it shows great satisfaction in finally fooling someone to eat it.

Afterwards The Broodwich is relegated to cameo apperances, such as getting picked out of Meatwad in "Hospice" and "The Last One Forever and Ever (For Real This Time) (We Fucking Mean It)".

The Broodwich finally returns with a major role in the second episode of the Aqua Teen spinoff Aquadonk Side Pieces. While Carl is working at "Ding-Dong-Doofus" delivery, The Voice speaks to him, only for Carl to turn the volume of his music up, The Voice then taunts him over the humiliating job name and reveals itself as The Broodwrap, as it has rebranded itself for vegetarians.

It then spends most of the episode listing it's disgusting ingredients, such as beets planted in the soil of decomposing fondlers and fornicators and pickled in the urine of a thousand cats, monkey spunk, all things which Carl points out definitely aren't vegan. When Carl reaches his destination at the Aqua Teen House, Carl decides to add his own ingredient to it: "fresh oyster, no half-shell, jersey style" and hacks a loogie on it, much to it's disgust. It's dropped off on Shake's doorstep, but he's too focused on trying to prank Carl with fried pennies to eat it.

The Broodwrap then tries convincing Meatwad to eat it, but he politely declines, to which the sandwich finally gives up and slithers away to ask if anyone wants some change he found on the ground, accidentally tricking Shake into falling for his own fried pennies prank.

Powers

The Broodwich is an "immortal" sandwich, and can't be destroyed or taken apart (despite Shake being able to pick off the sun-dried tomatoes). The only way to get rid of it permanently is by eating it, but this results in getting teleported to the Broodwich Dimension. It's also apparently extremely delicious (despite the lack of bacon), further tempting Shake into finishing it. According to The Voice, they have a great PR department, able to get them an article in Vogue magazine regarding the Broodwich. In "The Broodwrap," it's also shown to be able to move on it's own, as it slithers over to some fried pennies on the ground.

Appearances

• Broodwich (debut)
• The Last One
• Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
• Hospice (cameo)
• The Last One Forever and Ever (For Real This Time) (We Fucking Mean It) (cameo)
• "The Broodwrap" (Aquadonk Side Pieces)