The Dressing

Meatwad approaches Carl and invites him to Thanksgiving dinner at the Aqua Teens house. Carl agrees only after hearing they actually have a turkey; however, he eats outside "where witnesses can see him", predicting something terrible will happen. As Shake gorges himself on a taco pie, a robotic turkey enters, threatening to choke Carl if the Aqua Teens don't put the "bird" down. After dropping Carl, the turkey identifies itself as Turkatron and explains he was sent from the year 9595 to save "the great, great, great, great, great grandfather of Goblox". He then proceeds to tell a long, Terminator-esque story (and even claims he's the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future) until he learns the turkey has been dead and that the Aqua Teens have been eating him. While waiting for a "time rift", Turkitron decides to stay for a little bit so he can eat taco pie and get drunk off wine. After becoming a burden, it is revealed that Turkatron is actually a defunct toy called "Hustlin Tom Turkey" and that there are hundreds more turkeys out there. Just then, there's a knock on the door - Shake opens it up and finds HUNDREDS of robotic turkeys outside looking for Goblox. Shake points them in the direction of Carl's house - Carl opens and says, "You have got to be frickin kidding me." When the Turkeys ask Carl what he's eating (turkey leg), Carl tells them "Your mother". The turkeys destroy him with laser-guided socks.