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"The Granite Family"
TheGraniteFamily
Season 9, Episode 05
Original air date July 22, 2012
Production code 905
Written by Matt Maiellaro
Dave Willis
Directed by Ned Hastings
Featuring Master Shake, Time Warner
Also Appearing Frank, Bob, Frylock, Meatwad, Ned Hastings. Ignignokt, Err, Carl
Parental Advisory TV-MA
Aqua Teen Hunger ForceSeason 9
"Big Bro" · "Chicken and Beans" · "Shirt Herpes" · "Rocket Horse & Jet Chicken" · "The Granite Family" · "Bookie" · "Fightan Titan" · "Buddy Nugget" · "Zucotti Manicotti" · "Totem Pole"
"The Granite Family" is the 5th episode of Season 9 and the 115th overall of Aqua Something You Know Whatever.

Plot

Shake goes on a tour to the White House, however, he wanders off into the president's office and launches an apocalyptic missile strike on the Earth because he wanted to remake a show he just watched called The Granite Family.

The Aqua Teens require safety, so they go with Carl to his bomb shelter, after walking in on him making out with a blowup doll as a final act of passion. The power then goes out in the bomb shelter and Carl uses a generator to give them light, though it will only be effective for two and a half hours. Frylock tries to assign certain duties on everyone, and Shake is the one to go up to the surface to dispose of the poop bag.

Shake notices that the Earth is destroyed and not at all like in The Granite Family. Then a man named Time Warner comes from the future but is late to warn Shake not to recreate the show. Frylock, Meatwad and Carl then put on time thongs to prevent Shake from recreating the episode. However, Time Warner then comes down with him to the shelter to put a stop to his shenanigans. Frylock then travels back in time with Meatwad and Carl while Shake beats down Time Warner. Shake travels back to beat down the Shake trying to re-create The Granite Family and Frylock locks out the one stopping the one trying to re-create the show. This creates a paradox that ends up giving Shake presidency. The Shake that stopped the Shake trying to-recreate the Granite Family then mocks Frylock while he bangs on the door, much like in the opening of The Granite Family.

During the credits its revealed that Time Warner was watching the whole episode as a network executive. At first he did not find it believable, but decided he liked it after receiving suggestions from the fox.

Deaths

  1. Billions of people and animals are killed during the nuclear war.

Trivia

  • A promotional image from this episode was used in the "two weeks until premiere" bumper.
  • The Granite Family is a parody of The Flintstones.
  • The Mooninites make a cameo appearance.
  • Like in The and Jumpy George, Err's voice is much deeper and he speaks with a slur. However, this may be because Matt Maiellaro had a cold, which has affected Err's voice in the past.
  • This is the first time in a while since the Frydar is used. The last time being in Shake Like Me.
  • This is the first episode since Allen Part 1 to not start with the opening theme song, and the second episode in the history of the show to not start with any opening theme song, the first being "The Last One ".
  • The episode poke fun about the planned Flintstones reboot by Seth MacFarlane (which was rejected). Time Warner represents the company Time Warner and has a Porky Pig like stutter and the fox represents the Fox network (owner of flagship station WNYW) the show was going to be on and also features a Matt Groening like design and a Homer Simpson like voice.
  • Time Warner is a representation of the actual Time Warner Company that owns Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, etc.
  • Its completely unknown where Carl and Meatwad travel back through time.
  • After the earth is destroyed, the background uses the same animation from Global Grilling.
  • When the gang arrives at Carl's house during the nuclear holocaust, they saw him naked with a sex doll and a television playing with woman's breasts. However, the program should have been destroyed due to the devastation of the war.
  • The fox says "Sundays at nine!" in Homer's voice. However, Family Guy airs at nine and The Simpsons airs at eight.
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