"The Greatest Story Ever Told"
The Greatest Story Ever Told.png Master Shake and several villains forming The Last Supper.
Season 11, Episode 9
Original air date August 30, 2015
Production code 1310
Written by Dave Willis & Matt Maiellaro
Directed by Dave Willis & Matt Maiellaro
Featuring Frylock, Carl, Christopher Lambert, Master Shake, Meatwad
Also Appearing Jimmy Tree Wizard, Rabbot, Ignignokt, Err, Oglethorpe, Emory, Romulox, Handbanana, Zucotti Manicotti, Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future, Markula, Mothmonsterman, Policeman , Unbelievable Ron, Computer Repair Woman, Chicken Bittle, Dan, Hooker, Nun
Parental Advisory TV-MA
Aqua Teen Hunger ForceSeason 11
"Mouth Quest" · "Brain Fairy" · "The Hairy Bus" · "Sweet C" · "Knapsack!" · "Rabbit, Not Rabbot" · "Hospice" · "The Last One Forever and Ever (For Real This Time) (We Fucking Mean It)" · "The Greatest Story Ever Told"

"The Greatest Story Ever Told" is the ninth and final episode of the eleventh season, the 139th episode of the series overall, and the true series finale.


Master Shake and Meatwad are watching a video of Shake being eaten by clams from the previous weekend on television. Shake turns off the television and announces that he is, in fact, immortal. He then proceeds to pull out a book called "The Bibble" which he refers to as the Bible. Shake becomes angered when Meatwad corrects him on his error and demands he kneel down and pray to the "Almighty Jimmy", as part of his religion. Frylock enters the room and questions Shake's religion, which promises immortality. Shake states that Frylock isn't eligible for his religion or immortality, before leaving the house with Meatwad. Frylock denounces immortally, before cutting to him washing his fries in Carl's pool with a bottle of "Ceaseless" shampoo.

While Frylock is in the pool Carl comes to question him. Carl picks up the shampoo bottle and reads the label explaining that it gives the user immortally. Carl steals the bottle from Frylock and washes his own hair in his house against Frylock's wishes. Soon after Christopher Lambert abruptly enters Carl's house and explains that Frylock, Carl, and himself are all immortal. To prove this Lambert allows Carl to decapitate him on video. After Lambert successfully comes back to life after decapitation the three of them decide to make a viral internet video of themselves repeatedly committing suicide in different ways.

Meanwhile, Shake and Meatwad are seen in a church alongside eleven other characters from the series, in an homage to The Last Supper. Shake is dressed up as Jesus Christ and is severing his organs and blood for consumption. Frylock, Carl, and Lambert have entered the church and show their video to Meatwad, explaining to him that it is real. Shake in a paranoid state commands everyone in the church to shoot at Frylock, Carl, and Lambert. Everyone in the church complies but are not successful due to the fact that the three of them being immortal. Two police men enter the church and begin shooting several patrons to death, including Shake.

After the shooting Frylock and Carl take Lambert to see a magic show by Unbelievable Ron, to help alleviate his boredom, which he had been expressing throughout the episode. During Ron's performance he accidentally kills his assistant by cutting her in half. Ron uses his powers to turn witnesses in the audience into birds, including Lambert. During the commotion the two police officers return and arrest Frylock and Carl for the murder of Lambert. 35 years in the future Meatwad is visiting Frylock in prison. Frylock explains that Meatwad needs to track down Lambert to get him and Carl exonerated. Meatwad responds by pulling out a bucket of fried chicken, which annoys Frylock. As the on-screen closing credits start Frylock explains that Meatwad can use the remaining shampoo to become immortal himself. Meatwad asks if they would be on TV forever and Frylock confidently answers yes.


  1. Christopher Lambert is beheaded by Carl.
  2. Frylock is cut in half horizontally with a sword by Carl.
  3. Carl gets his head shot off by Frylock's eye lasers.
  4. Frylock is sliced in half vertically with a sword by Carl.
  5. Carl is decapitated with a sword.
  6. Carl breaks off pieces of his body and blends them.
  7. Frylock, Carl and Lambert are all shredded by the environmentally friendly toilet bowl.
  8. Carl's head is ripped off of his body after having his neck tied to car while strapped onto a tree.
  9. Frylock and Carl both get hit by a car.
  10. Carl is shredded alive by the blades of a helicopter.
  11. Lambert, Carl and Frylock are all gunned down by several past villains.
  12. Frylock, Lambert, Carl, Master Shake, Ignignokt, Err, Oglethorpe, Zucotti Manicotti, Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future, Handbanana and Mothmonsterman are all gunned down by the police.
  13. One of Ron's assisstants is cut in half.
  14. Ron turns several people in the crowd into doves.
  15. Lambert is technically killed when Ron turns him into 3 doves.
  16. Ron kills himself by turning his head into several doves.
  17. Carl is electrocuted in an electric chair several times.


  • This episode has the highest amount of main/villain character deaths in the whole show.
  • Meatwad is the only character to not die.
  • First premiered on the [adult swim] website August 26, 2015, three days after The Last One Forever and Ever (For Real This Time) (We Fucking Mean It). The three day gap between the "finale" and this episode was a possible reference to Jesus' resurrection, continuing with the religious parody presented with the episode.
  • This is the true official series finale of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
  • The song "F-Off" is featured in this episode, while Frylock, Carl, and Christopher Lambert repeatedly kill themselves. "F-Off" originally comes from 12 oz. Mouse, another Adult Swim series which Matt Maiellaro was prominently involved in.
  • It's possible that the Homeless Guy's name is Jimmy.
  • It can be seen that Rabbot, Markula, Emory, and Romulox survived the shootout.
  • This is the first time Frylock gets arrested by police.
  • Meatwad & Master Shake are the only characters that don't know Christopher Lambert.
  • One of the things that Frylock, Carl, and Christopher Lambert kill themselves with is Frylock's toilet from "Total Re-Carl".
  • Among the people in the audience at Unbelievable Ron's magic show is the computer repair woman from "Fry Legs" and Michael Kohler from "A PE Christmas".
  • Dan from "Grim Reaper Gutters", the hooker from "The Clowning", and the nun from "Gee Whiz" can be seen watching Carl's failed executions.
  • Chicken Bittle's name and image appear on the bucket of fried chicken Meatwad brought to Frylock. Bittle is one of the protagonists of the movie Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters.
  • This is the only episode to have a post credits scene.


Master Shake: Come on, really?

Carl: So that's it. That's how they end this series?

Frylock: Yeah, I guess so.

Meatwad: We still got a few seconds left. Let's do a joke. Let's do like, a joke or something.